Holiday Food Weighing You Down? Lighten Up With New Colon Cleansing Diet Recipes

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ZUG.com, the world's oldest comedy web site, announces a unique solution for keeping off the weight this holiday season: colon cleansing diet recipes. Over the years, ZUG.com has published several hilarious homemade colon cleansing experiments, but the results are no joke: studies say that your colon stores between 5 to 25 pounds of food waste that can be removed simply by taking natural colon cleaning supplements.

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Americans spend over $500 million annually on laxatives, but we believe there's a better way.

ZUG.com, the world's oldest comedy web site, announces an easy way to lose up to 25 pounds this holiday season: a natural colon cleansing. For those frustrated by fad diets and bland holiday diet recipes, colon cleaning may be the answer.

"The average person stores between 3 to 8 undigested meals in his or her colon at any given time," says Dr. Lynn Hardy of Dr Natura, a leading provider of colon cleansing supplements. "Americans spend over $500 million annually on laxatives, but we believe there's a better way."

Government studies say that about one-third of U.S. adults are overweight (defined as being 25 pounds over your body mass index), with an additional third classified as obese (30 pounds over your body mass index). By taking natural colon cleaning pills, combined with a sensible diet and plenty of water, most Americans can eliminate between 5 to 25 pounds in built-up waste within days.

How does colon cleansing diet recipes work? The key ingredient in most colon cleaning pills is psyllium, an all-natural bulking agent that yields 70 percent soluble fiber (eight times that of oat bran). By swelling and absorbing fluids, it moves waste matter stuck in the folds and crevices of the colon.

Which, let's face it, is funny.

"Our team of crack reporters will stop at nothing to blow off the lid on colon cleansing," says Sir John Hargrave, editor-in-chief of ZUG.com. "Even if it means being the butt of jokes themselves."

ZUG invites its users to share their funniest colon cleansing experiences, adding to its hilarious library of colon cleaning content including:

About ZUG.com:
ZUG.com, the world's oldest comedy community, has been serving up hilarious viral marketing content since 1995. The success of the site recently caught the attention of Citadel Press, which published Prank The Monkey: The Zug Book of Pranks in 2007, which immediately became an Amazon.com bestseller. ZUG.com works with clients to provide comedy viral marketing stunts online.

Contact:
Angela Frantz
Media Shower, Inc.
http://www.mediashower.com
800 Boylston Street, Ste 990586
Boston, MA 02199-9998
USA
angela ( @ ) zug dot com

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