Holiday Lawyer Gifts That Really Rock: Legal Humor Music CDs From LawTunes

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Got a lawyer on your holiday gift list? Check out ( CDs of humorous original law-related rock-and-roll songs composed and produced by a practicing attorney. LawTunes' innovative albums, "Merry Lexmas From The Lawtunes," "The Lawyer's Holiday Humor Album," "Legal Holidaze," and "The Lawtunes: Live At Blackacre" incorporate a broad spectrum of popular/classic rock-and-roll styles, taking on the law, lawyers, and legal practice in a hilarious, but positive, way. They truly are "The Musical Scales of Justice"!

Lawyers, by definition, can be quite demanding. And they may be just about the hardest people to shop for at holiday time.

But not any more.

Holiday shoppers struggling to find the perfect gift for the lawyer, law student, law professor, paralegal, or other legal professional or law office or legal department worker on their list have had their prayers for relief answered. As a welcome alternative to the dreaded flashing "scales of justice" tie or gavel-shaped fruitcake, indie music label LawTunes ( offers four unique CDs of humorous, lawyer-created, law-related rock-and-roll songs: "Merry Lexmas From The Lawtunes," "The Lawyer's Holiday Humor Album," "Legal Holidaze," and "The Lawtunes: Live At Blackacre." The albums are available as solo practitioners (i.e., individually) or as partnerships (i.e., reduced-price sets).

Composed and produced by a practicing litigation attorney, the original and upbeat songs incorporate a broad spectrum of rock-and-roll styles and are chock full of the finest legalese. Holiday shoppers are thus well advised to consider the "supreme appeal" of LawTunes' albums for that special person on their list who knows (and will tell them and anyone else) what the statute of limitations for jaywalking is in all 50 states, and who can (and will) find a typo in every restaurant menu. Plus, after playing the CDs several thousand times, lucky recipients can then use them as convenient coasters for mugs of black coffee during all-nighters working in the office.

Songs include "It's Gonna Be A Billable Christmas," "Rainmaker Reindeer," "Hey, Santa, I Appeal," "North Pole Bar Exam," "I Got A Footnote In My Stocking," "We're All Just Elves," "Ridin' On A Red-Eye With Santa On Christmas Eve," and many more. They take on the law, lawyers, and legal practice in a hilarious, but positive, way, "including but not limited to" bar exams, ridiculous hours and the other sacrifices lawyers (and their families) make, client relations, the adversarial system, the art of negotiating, time records and legal bills, impossible deadlines, legal reasoning and argument, cross-examination, business travel, lawyer marketing, headhunters and lateral movement, continuing legal education, mountainous document review and production, legal citation style, expert witnesses, and year-end bonuses.

LawTunes' albums are dedicated to the proposition that lawyers' zealous representation of clients and furtherance of the public good can be only enhanced by a healthy willingness of lawyers to poke fun at themselves appropriately on occasion. They contribute to the effort to make people think a little differently about lawyers, and show that attorneys are not necessarily humorless, boring, or incapable of self-deprecation.

So make a lawyer happy this holiday season. Check out "The Musical Scales of Justice" at, where you can get further information, hear sample clips, and purchase albums directly. And it's all perfectly legal.

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