Pro Gay Princess Diana Bible Replaces King James Bible
"Horror In The Wind" Writer/Producer/Director Max Mitchell announced today that Revision Studios will publish a pro gay translation of The Bible to be called The Princess Diana Bible. "There is solid evidence that Adam and Eve were both women," says Mitchell. Recently banned by Allen Theaters, "Horror In The Wind" is about two biogeneticists whose formula reverses the whole world's sexual orientation.
Alamogordo, NM (PRWEB) November 25, 2008 -- "Horror In The Wind" Writer/Producer/Director Max Mitchell announced today that Revision Studios will publish a new translation of the Bible in which God says gay is better than straight. Mitchell will also adapt and direct the Princess Diana Bible as a two-part miniseries: The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament. "There are many different versions of the Bible, I don't see why we can't have one," explained Mitchell.
Made for under $53,000, sci fi comedy "Horror In The Wind" has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico. NBC nightly news recently reported that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political. "Horror In The Wind" is about two bio-geneticists who invent an airborne formula that reverses the whole world's sexual orientation.
Allen Theaters, the only Cineplex in Alamogordo where the film was shot, was asked by Weber to do a single late night screening to comply with Screen Actors Guild regulations. According to theater owner, Russell Allen, it is "too political." Alamogordo, famous for being the town that burned the Harry Potter books, is referenced in the movie.
Allen Theaters screens mostly extremely violent films. "They are offended by political comedy but have no problem screening wall to wall graphic violence," said Mitchell. "Russell Allen thinks that violence and murder is better than laughter. So much for family values." When NBC News showed up with a camera at Allen's Cineplex in Alamogordo, the manager refused to be interviewed on camera. Allen did not return phone calls made by NBC News reporter Katie Ryan.
"Horror In The Wind" is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the "War on Sex." Robertson spreads an untested sex suppression formula throughout the world. To everyone's shock, Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it. Within a week the entire world is gay. Eventually people prefer it and amend the constitution to ban heterosexual marriage.
"I got the idea for the Princess Diana Bible from 'Horror In The Wind'," says Mitchell. "After the world becomes gay, religious people create The Princess Diana Bible, which says that gay is right and straight is a sin. Then they burn all the King James Bibles."
Mitchell claims the gay Bible is divinely inspired. According to Mitchell, "There are scholars who say that like many priests, Jesus was gay. In Biblical times homosexual relationships were so commonplace that no one gave it a second thought. It was heterosexuality that was considered sinful."
Inspired by her many good works, the new Bible will be the Princess Diana Bible. According to Mitchell, "There are 116 versions of the Bible, why is any of them better than ours?" The Princess Diana Bible will be online at www.princessdianabible.com.
"Horror In The Wind" opens at the Guild Cinema in Albuquerque December 12. Rising star, Perren Hedderson ("Hero Tomorrow") leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors. See the trailer at www.horrorinthewind.com.
Contact: Dick Weber 575-682-3240
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