Oh! Emma! The Secret Diary of a (Unrepentant) Nymphomaniac from Schiel & Denver Publishing
Oh! Emma! The secret Diary of a (unrepentant) nymphomaniac, satirical comedy book by author Jessica Walker, now on sale at Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Attached is Schiel & Denver Publishing's first Trade Catalogue, showing the breadth of our publishing capabilities. Please visit www.schieldenver.com for more information.
London, United Kingdom (PRWEB) December 3, 2008 -- Oh! Emma! The secret Diary of a (unrepentant) nymphomaniac, satirical comedy book by author Jessica Walker, is now on sale at Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
Oh! Emma! The Secret Diary of a (unrepentant) Nymphomaniac by Jessica Walker - Out now at Amazon and Barnes & Nobles
Oh! Emma!
The Secret Diary of a (unrepentant) Nymphomaniac
By Jessica Walker
Published by Schiel & Denver: 12.1.08
ISBN 978-1-84903-002-1
Book Release
Available Amazon and Barnes & Noble
"The funniest, steamiest, raunchiest, cheekiest comedy in 10 years"
-emmawilsonsbedroompost.com
We are delighted to present to you the release of the satirical comedy, Oh! Emma! The Secret Diary of a Nymphomaniac, which is a laugh out loud comedy romp detailing the saucy shenanigans of Emma Wilson, a 25 ¼ year old mall brat, as she takes us on her sexual adventures through the Whitehouse Oval office. Characters include: Queen Mandy of Brussels, Rupertina Mardoch, William Clintonspeare, Billeo & Monicet and President Dubya. The book is guaranteed to raise a smile, and would make a wonderful gift for Christmas.
Book Description:
Ever wondered what really happened with President Dubya's Pretzel?
Ever wondered why Rio was late for his drugs test?...
....Once upon a time in a yummy little shop called Harrods, there lived a gorgeous 25 ¼ year old mall brat, called Emma Wilson. But Emma wasn't like the other girls. Oh no!
Daddy's little princess was special, and was sure to have a cold every Tuesday and Thursday, so she cud slave in Harrods with her best pals Lucy and Tash, billing Daddy's credit card in sickie heaven.
Then one day, poor little Miss Emma, star pupil of the 'Mucca Mills Golddigging Academy', was made chief bridesmaid of her best friend Lucy's wedding (big mistake) and began working her way through the guest list (bottom up) taking the scenic route through the whitehouse oval office and Cristiano's off-side rule (for girlz) But who will make it to the altar first? And what of Billeo & Monicet, this pair of cigar-cross'd lovers? Prepare urself for a maths-loving, goldenballsy romp, in the funniest, most cock scrambled secret diary ever! Yes, poor little Emma, rebel with a Harrods shopping cause, is about to rock ur world! (she spells fonetically)
This book is suitable for vegetarians.
For more information: www.emmawilsonsbedroompost.com
Schiel & Denver's First Trade Catalogue:
Schiel & Denver is a commercial and independent UK based professional trade publisher, established 2008, bringing you an inspiring range of fiction and non-fiction for adults in paperback, hardback and ebook format. Heirloom is Schiel & Denver's Children's imprint, catering sensitively to the needs of this age group.
We have the expertise and resources to publish books in all six of the official diplomatic languages of the United Nations; English, French, Spanish, Russian, Chinese and Arabic.
Over the next 5 years, we intend to work constructively with the industry and literary agents across the world, to buy the best in the fiction and non-fiction categories, and invest in a strong backlist that will endure for generations. We focus on meeting the highest industry standards possible and have first class and professional editorial, marketing and publicity team dedicated to ensuring we get good results for our authors and agents.
For further information, please contact by telephone, post or email
publicity at schieldenver dot com
www.schieldenver.com
Schiel & Denver Publishing
Swift House, 6 Cumberland Close
Darwen, Lancashire,
BB3 2TR
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(+44) 0207 486 4961
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