Guess Who I Slept With?
Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) February 2, 2009
This Valentine's Day, forgo sweetness for vengeance. Don't worry about new loves--settle up with those former flames. Finally, there's an outlet for those for whom the trumped up holiday isn't hearts, flowers, and chocolates, but rather a painful reminder of relationships gone wrong. Spend February 14th settling old scores. TheSpiteSite.com is the new revenge tool for those who want retribution without consequence. Send an anonymous message to those who have wronged you, without the discomfort of confrontation.
How it Works
Choose a Nasty Gram™ on TheSpiteSite.com and fill out the recipient's address. Cards are mailed through the U.S. Postal Service in a cheery red envelope, addressed with a handwritten font and sent with a hand-affixed postage stamp, so each Nasty Gram™ resembles a greeting card. The return is listed only with The Spite Site™ initials (T.S.S.) and business address. No metered mail, no enclosed invoice, and no way to link the card back to the sender.
Each Nasty Gram™ message features graphic black and white illustration, measures 4.75" by 6.5" and is printed on 100 lb. cardstock. Choose from 36 messages such as "I Want a Divorce," "No One Likes You," "Guess Who I Slept With?" "God May Forgive You, but Karma is a Bitch" or "I Faked It Every Time." Each card is priced at $2.49.
Spite - The Voodoo Doll
If you have a soft spot for The Spite Site™ logo, you'll love Spite, The Voodoo Doll, featuring a double-sided mirror image body with the logo's face on one side and a picture frame face on the reverse. Enjoy Spite as he comes or insert a photo to personalize your doll and get those Valentine's Day blues out of your system ($10.99).
The Spite Site™ also offers some therapeutic devices for the avenger, like "Ouch!" the voodoo toothpick holder ($7.95), and a "Revenge CD" with tracks including a screaming newborn and a cat in heat ($7.99) to teach loud neighbors a lesson. Or try the Wallet Wisecrack™ line: packs of portable, business card-sized spite to keep handy for revenge on the fly. Bad service at a restaurant? Leave a card with the message "Roses are red, violets are blue, your service sucked, NO tip for you." Reward poor customer service, crabby co-workers, or smart-mouthed friends with "Your attitude sucks." Each pack of 10 is priced at $3.99.
About The Spite Site™
The Spite Site™ was conceived in 2008 as an outlet for those who crave revenge, but fret the consequences of face-to-face confrontation. Featuring four major product categories: Nasty Grams™, Vengeance, Therapy and Apparel, The Spite Site™ offers impulsive, cathartic relief for everyday situations, at budget-friendly prices.