UK's Largest Married Dating Site Release Free Valentine's Day Survival Guide

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IllicitEncounters.com, the UK's largest extra-marital dating site, have released a humourous Valentine's Day Survival Guide, for tired wives and adulterous husbands.

The Valentine's Day Survival Guide is available free online

The website hopes the book will help promote the brand, while providing members and non-members alike with an entertaining read.

In preparation for the most romantic day of the year, IllicitEncounters.com have released a free Valentine's day survival guide, packed with tips for down-trodden wives and play-away husbands.

The website, which creates a platform for married men and women to have affairs, hopes the book will help promote the brand, while providing members and non-members alike with an entertaining read. The survival guide is split into two sections; one for men and one for women. An excerpt of the book is printed below:

"The Perfect Gift (For Your Mistress)"
Mistress gifts are a completely different ballpark. You can afford to be a little more risqué with these; though don’t interpret ‘risqué’ as ‘disrespectful’. Same rules apply on price, though remember you’ve got two ladies to buy for, so don’t go crazy.

Underwear:
Good gift - Nurses uniform: Lovers are meant to push each other’s boundaries. This will make her feel sexy, and...well, we don’t really have to point out what effect it’ll have on you.
Bad gift - WW2 Nazi Officer uniform : Some boundaries are not meant to be pushed. Observe.

For the bedroom:
Good gift - Handcuffs: A great way of introducing a little power play into the bedroom.
Bad gift - A gimp mask: Suggests you don’t want to look at her face during sex. Or perhaps you wish you were making love to The Stig instead."

Romantic break:
Good gift - A weekend away at a spa : Short breaks are unlikely to arouse suspicion. And again, guarantees that your mistress will be in the buff most of the time.
Bad gift - A fortnight in Egypt : Your lawyer’s going to have trouble explaining this one. Hello camels, bye-bye wife."

You can download the book, free, in PDF format from here. IllicitEncounters.com gives full permission to journalists and bloggers to reprint sections of the e-book, provided that the text is not altered, and all quotes are credited correctly.

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