Mysterious Internet Publisher Introduces Newfound and Revolutionary Walking Technique

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An internet publishing corporation, Subliminet Inc., contends that it has developed a new and never before enacted walking technique that can prove, along with a unique guidebook and all the components of the http://www.subliminet.com website, that there are at least two impossible impossibilities that have become far more possible than merely possibly possible.

Proving Impossibilities Possible

An internet publishing corporation, Subliminet Inc., contends that it has developed a new and never before enacted walking technique that can prove, along with a unique guidebook and all the components of the http://www.subliminet.com website, that there are at least two impossible impossibilities that have become far more possible than merely possibly possible.

Subliminet Inc. announces that this extraordinarily salubrious technique can only be safely and successfully enacted, for extended, uninterrupted durations, while within an adequately constructed and supervised environment developed and providable for any individual to enter into exclusively by Subliminet Inc. and only Subliminet Inc.. Subliminet Inc. contends that this technique is the safest, most private, healthiest, most liberating and enjoyable walk any individual will ever take, and in a way no individual has ever done before.

Subliminet Inc. contends that safely and successfully enacting this salubrious technique for extended durations is, to varying extents, therapeutic, recuperative, prophylactic, palliative, strengthening, relaxing, stress-relieving, and, even youthening,... capable, perhaps, of decelerating the senescene process, the process of aging. Subliminet Inc. states that this technique is not a cure of any kind, but for individuals suffering from debilitating conditions or life-threatening illnesses, the technique might very well be an effective part of a palliative approach to reducing the physical, emotional, spiritual and psycho-social distresses experienced by inflicted individuals.

For marketing purposes, Subliminet Inc. has not and will not release the name of the guidebook, the technique, or the name of the environment the technique must be enacted within, until the conclusion of two or possibly three online marketing campaigns, presently scheduled for
Leap Day, February 29, 2012.

Subliminet Inc. is challenging all visitors to the http://www.Subliminet.com website and especially those that choose to become Original Members of one these marketing campaigns entitled Subliminet’s Online Quest for Relevancy to prove any or all of Subliminet Inc.’s contentions made on the http://www.subliminet.com website to be either false, or incorrect, or based on an assumption, or even classifiable as fallacy, and to also submit guesses for possible names already given by Subliminet to these three mysteries.

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