Sheen & Shaman Lawyer: A Perfect “Winning” Combination

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Shaman Lawyer Vincent explores a possible shamanic antidote for Charlie Sheen's recent "winning" problems with a Salem coven.

When the Charlie Sheen saga couldn't get any crazier, now some Salem coven is going all Harry Potter on him!

Shaman Lawyer Vincent, an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality, has recently received inquiries from alleged representatives from Charlie Sheen’s camp to assist the embattled celebrity with his demons, especially with those conjured from the Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem, Massachusetts.

“I usually receive inquiries for high-profile celebrities and media executives in strict confidence through word-of-mouth,” stated Shaman Lawyer Vincent. “The whole story,” opines Shaman Lawyer, “was totally outrageous that a coven in Salem had put some sort of spell on Mr. Sheen—didn’t think his story could get any crazier.” But for the story in this week’s Variety about some witches and warlocks claiming Mr. Sheen derided their practices, Shaman Lawyer Vincent would have dismissed this as a total prank.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent has helped individuals and businesses with shamanic spiritual practices in the past. These practices are usually meant to generate imaginative, problem-solving solutions and to empower individuals to believe in their own intuition.

“While I have the utmost respect and sympathy for Mr. Sheen and his current travails, I do not know how I could assist him in any meaningful way at this juncture,” says Shaman Lawyer Vincent. “I pray that Charlie Sheen has success in all his personal and professional endeavors. If I can be of assistance to Mr. Sheen, I am sure the Universe will bring it about.”

About S.H.A.M.A.N. Lawyer
The Self-Help Association of Muckrackers Against Neophytes (S.H.A.M.A.N.) Lawyer was formed in 2006 as an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality to help empower individuals to demand commercial standards and practices in the self-help industry.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti has published Career Discernment in 2008 that helps professionals overcome their career dissatisfaction with comedic spiritual insights. Vincent has appeared on Inside Edition to discuss the Arizona sweat lodge tragedies. The New Yorker (March 2, 2009) has also mentioned Shaman Lawyer Vincent in the Talk of Town for his spiritual abilities.


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