Charlie Sheen Fans Send Shaman Lawyer An Email SOS: Protect Charlie from Audience Warlock Members Casting Spells During Boston Tour Stop

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After Fox News ran a story entitled, “Warlocks Attending Charlie Sheen Tour, Casting Healing Spells on Actor,” Charlie Sheen fans have reached out to Shaman Lawyer Vincent to protect the actor from malicious rouge warlock attacks during his Boston engagement.

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“Just when you think that the Sheenomena cannot get any more bizarre, we now have warlocks going Harry Potter on Charile at his tour performance,” states Shaman Lawyer Vincent.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti, an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality, has received emails from concerned Charlie Sheen fans about statements made in a March 18th Fox News Story that warlocks plan on attending Charlie’s Boston performance to cast “healing” spells.

“Just when you think that the Sheenomena cannot get any more bizarre, we now have warlocks going Harry Potter on Charile at his tour performance,” states Shaman Lawyer Vincent.

From an effort to confirm original inquiries allegedly made by Charile’s people, Shaman Lawyer Vincent is now receiving pleas from Sheen fans to protect the actor from rogue, fame hungry warlocks who wish to usurp Mr. Sheen’s spotlight.

One email included a link to the Fox News Story and stated: “This is what [rouge warlock] is planing to do on Charlie Sheen concert in Boston. He is not just nuts. . . . I know what he can do [i]f he does not get his way. I'm a fan of Mr Sheen.” Another email contained the Fox News Story with this note in the subject line: “A nut is after Mr. Sheen.” Based on Shaman Lawyer web site visitor statistics and the email addresses, both emails appear to have originated in Salem, Massachussettes.

“This is exactly the type of behavior that SHAMAN Lawyer hopes to eradicate from the self-help, alternative spiritual playing field. After all, SHAMAN Lawyer stands for the Self-Help Association of Muckrackers Against Neophytes. When rouge warlocks get quoted by mainstream media for casting healing spells and kvetching about spending more for Charlie Sheen tickets than Barbara Streisand seats, it makes one wonder what the forces of the Universe think about current advocacy practices for spirit and soul.”

As previously stated, neither Shaman Lawyer Vincent nor any I Wanna Be On® affiliate represents Mr. Sheen or is involved in his tour.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent wishes to thank Mr. Sheen’s fans for their support and belief in his practices that help to empower individuals to heal themselves with the help of both mainstream and alternative spiritual practices.

About S.H.A.M.A.N. Lawyer
The Self-Help Association of Muckrackers Against Neophytes (S.H.A.M.A.N.) Lawyer was formed in 2006 as an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality to help empower individuals to demand commercial standards and practices in the self-help industry.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti has published Career Discernment in 2008 that helps professionals overcome their career dissatisfaction with comedic spiritual insights. Vincent has appeared on Inside Edition to discuss the Arizona sweat lodge tragedies. The New Yorker (March 2, 2009) has also mentioned Shaman Lawyer Vincent in the Talk of Town for his spiritual abilities.

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