Shaman Lawyer Offers Sheen Some Winning Accommodation Ideas For NYC

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After the NY Post reported that Charlie Sheen and his entourage are having issues securing accommodations in NYC, Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti wants to welcome Sheen to the Big Apple with some winning hotel suggestions.

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Is all this Sheen-hype making me into a Sheenologist?

Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti, an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality, has been contacted by Charlie Sheen fans again, but not for warlock threats this time. Rather, Sheen’s fans have asked Shaman Lawyer Vincent to suggest some winning hotel ideas for Sheen and his entourage.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent responds with the following:
“Mr. Sheen should remember that any hotel mentioned in that unwinning NY Post article does not have the cache of The Pierre or The Carlyle, so he should be neither slighted nor deterred in the least. My suggestions would include a more downtown venue suitable for Mr. Sheen’s personality and needs, such as The Standard, Hotel Gansevoort, or even The Jane. Any of these establishments would provide winning accommodations for a warlock and his entourage.”

Shaman Lawyer Vincent decided to make a formal response after reading a 3/31/2011 article in the Los Angeles Times about Sheen’s accommodation NYC challenges. “The tone of the LA Times article, suggesting Central Park and the Subway system, was superfluous and unnecessarily degrading at best,” quipped Shaman Lawyer Vincent.

As previously stated, neither Shaman Lawyer Vincent nor any I Wanna Be On® affiliate represents Mr. Sheen, his tour or any hotel mentioned herein.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent wishes to thank Mr. Sheen’s fans for their continued support and interest in keeping the winning energy in the positive column when discussing Sheen and his tour.

Shaman Vincent ponders, “Is all this Sheen-hype making me into a Sheenologist?”

About S.H.A.M.A.N. Lawyer
The Self-Help Association of Muckrackers Against Neophytes (S.H.A.M.A.N.) Lawyer was formed in 2006 as an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality to help empower individuals to demand commercial standards and practices in the self-help industry.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti has published Career Discernment in 2008 that helps professionals overcome their career dissatisfaction with comedic spiritual insights. Vincent has appeared on Inside Edition to discuss the Arizona sweat lodge tragedies. The New Yorker (March 2, 2009) has also mentioned Shaman Lawyer Vincent in the Talk of Town for his spiritual abilities.

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