Important News Concerning the End of the World, Otherwise Known as the Rapture, from the Universal Life Church Monastery in Seattle, Washington

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So is the Rapture really just around the corner? Could Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson possibly be right? Could they possibly be going away for good? And how will it all happen?

For those wondering what to do before Saturday, why not borrow massive amounts of money and spend it? It's the Rapture, after all. At least that's what some believers would have some think.

And for those enterprising souls who are planning parties for the grand event, the Universal Life Church also have a Rapture Last Supper Party menu ( for its devotees, as well as the complete guide to the Apocalypse (

People can weigh in on how the world will end. Here are some options they've also thought of:

1. Neighborhood supernova.
2. CERN created black hole.
3. Eruption of the Yellowstone Caldera.
4. Alien invasion.
5. God hits reboot and restores Universe to manufacturer defaults (gravitational/space-time singularity).

According to some, it doesn't hurt to get ordained before the supposed end times happen. Perform last minute marriages for those about to ascend. But really, some people just like to have a clergy wallet card in their back pocket, a clergy press pass, parking pass or a fancy Certificate of Divinity to hang on their wall.

About the Universal Life Church Monastery: The Universal Life Church Monastery strongly believes in the rights of all people from all faiths to practice their religious beliefs, regardless of what those beliefs are, be they Christian, Jew, Gentile, Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Shinto, Pagan, Wiccan, Druid or even Dignity Catholics; so long as they do not infringe upon the rights of others and are within the law of the land and one’s conscience.


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