Check Cash Advance Merger Falls Flat, Announces USAPaydayForever.com

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While Jobs Reports Fail to Shock the Stock Market, USAPaydayForever.com Announces Failure of Check Cash Advance Merger. The Check Cash Advance Merger Talks Fell Flat

We would like to apologize to our customers about not being able to offer check cash advance services

A financial article at Yahoo news mentioned that new jobs reports failed to impress market investors, even with a better outlook on growth. This article stated that, “While one-off data points are routinely dismissed by Wall Street cynics as signs of corruption and/or ineptitude on the part of those who gather the data, today's figures were only the latest in a growing list of signs that the economy is showing genuine, if muted, improvement.” USAPaydayForever.com has compared this news to how their talks about a merger with the check cash advance company failed. They said that it was apparent that the credit cash advance company was not impressed with reports about USAPaydayForever.com’s payday loan promotional campaign success.

A request was made by the check cash advance company to not reveal their name. Subsequently, reporters could not get any spokesperson to give a comment. However, USAPaydayForever.com did release a statement. Their statement said, “It is unfortunate that the new jobs reports aren’t having a positive effect on the market. At the same rate, we’re displeased with the merger failure with the check cash advance company. We don’t know why, but the check cash advance company was completely unimpressed with our positive growth figures, in much the same was as the stock market is unimpressed with the new jobs reports.”

USAPaydayForever.com continued, “Since we have our new Executive Copywriter, we were hoping to go forward with the merger. It’s too bad we will have to wait for another one at another time. We would like to apologize to our customers about not being able to offer check cash advance services.”

About USAPaydayForever.com – USAPaydayForever.com is an online company that helps customer to find and obtain cash advance services, and but not check cash advance services. For more information about USAPaydayForever.com, please visit their website at http://www.usapaydayforever.com.

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