Romantic Comedy Website Launched by Acclaimed Customer-Ridiculing Website, Not Always Right

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Not Always Right, a popular humor website featured in The New York Times, MSNBC, USA TODAY, and Reader's Digest, has officially launched spin-off site, Not Always Romantic (, just in time for Valentine's Day. From saying "I love you!" with farts to asking "Will you marry me?" with a cat, real-life romance is surprisingly funnier and more interesting than any work of fiction. True stories like these can be found at the website

Love is a many-splendored thing, but it can be hilarious and entertaining as well. Sharing these everyday moments is now possible at, a new humor website with true stories submitted by real people. With hundreds of hilarious, romantic short stories available upon launch, the spin-off site has already grown to have hundreds of fans on Facebook and followers on Twitter.

At, a man owes his marriage to a cat:

(I’ve decided to ask my girlfriend to marry me, and enlisted the help of my younger brother. He’s a glass blower, and has crafted a very special ring box ornament that I can slip the ring inside. While decorating our tree, I’ve slipped it low on the tree. My plan is for her cat to knock it down.)

My girlfriend: “This time of year is so depressing. Should we cancel the paper for the month?”
Me: “Well no…there’ll be that s*** on the news, too.”
My girlfriend: *glares at me* “That’s classy.”

(Just as I’d hoped, as my girlfriend and I are talking the cat wanders in and flops on the floor under the tree. It starts batting at the ring box ornament.)

My girlfriend, to the cat: “What’re you doing?! You’ll break it!”

(The ornament falls down, and she picks it up.)

My girlfriend: “Wait…I don’t recognize this one. Where’d it come from?”
Me: *playing dumb* “I dunno.”

(She notices that it has a hinge, and opens the box.)

My girlfriend: “Oh my god…” *turns to stare at me* “You…YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!”
Me: *getting down one one knee* “Well?”
My girlfriend: “I guess this is a good time to tell you I’m pregnant, huh?”

(We’ve now been married for nearly a year, and my little girl is about to have her first Christmas. For some reason, she really loves the cat.)


Laughing yet? Check out more stories at: Not Always Romantic: officially announced Not Always Romantic at the end of 2011 and launched the spin-off website in 2012 due to popular reader demand. Instead of featuring dialogues between retail employees and wacky customers (Not Always Right), Not Always Romantic features dialogues between lovers, daters and significant others. With 7.5 million pageviews per month, the Not Always Right family continues to grow by sharing personal moments that make the world laugh.

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