New York, NY (PRWEB) October 19, 2012
Forget The Art of War. Author Jack Dalton has been teaching friends, neighbors and countrymen the tricks to pick up any chick, anywhere. Now he is bringing his time-tested rules and ridiculous stories to the rest of the men out there who go home empty-handed – or worse, with their dick in their hands.
In his provocative (iTunes has already censored it!) new ebook, Hesitation Leads to Masturbation: A Gentleman’s Guide to Getting Laid, Dalton mixes wild man-about-town stories with solid, practical advice on getting the girl in everyday circumstances.
“After years of hitting the scene and coming home empty-handed, I realized I had somehow become the quirky, annoying sidekick to my ass-getting women-crushing friends! Then, I had the epiphany that transformed everything,” says Dalton of his failed pursuits. He weighed the laws of supply and demand, using the same techniques that had made him a successful salesman towards becoming a successful crusher. He teaches how to:
+ Qualify women as single before even getting their name
+ Use amateur nights like New Years as a great way to try out new ways of scoring chicks-
+ Handle Kamikazes, angry managers, and the morning after
+ Always bring the best wingmen, props, and your A-game (even to the D-list)
+ Act scandalous but never, ever get caught!
In Hesitation, Dalton illustrates how to spin one’s weaknesses into strengths. “Though 5’7” on a good day while standing on a phonebook, I’m 6’4” lying down!” By bringing this strategy everywhere –– whether a bar, restaurant, or the airport –– he is “the Moneyball of banging chicks.” And now, you can be too!
Hesitation Leads to Masturbation: A Gentleman’s Guide to Getting Laid is now available on Amazon Kindle, iTunes, and B&N Nook.
For all press inquiries, contact press (at) hltmbook (dot) com. Follow Dalton on Twitter at @JackDaltonDoes.