"Our mission is to bring to literally billions of potential users worldwide a safe and user-friendly way to spend a few minutes daydreaming about having a bigger dick." - said CEO Imre Krisztián
London, UK (PRWEB) November 29, 2012
London-based iOS developer boutique iPadPenis.com today announced the release of iPadPenis, a breakthrough application offering iPad users advanced Augmented Reality (AR) technology to bring a fully immersive and fun way of daydreaming about having a larger penis.
iPadPenis galleries contain hundreds of user customizable HD models, while the app takes advantage of the popular tablet’s robust hardware to deliver a throbbing user experience. And with the new iPad mini, you can easily hold it in your palm.
"Our mission is to bring to literally billions of potential users worldwide a safe and user-friendly way to spend a few minutes daydreaming about having a bigger dick" - said iPadPenis Founder and CEO Krisztian Imre.
iPadPenis comes with a suite of galleries containing hundreds of high-def celebrity models and offers an array of filters and transformation tools (adjust complexion, swipe to enlarge) to create customized versions. Users can save their favorite models.
"We have hard data pointing to the fact that billions of male adults are turning vast quantities of purchasing power every day towards the purpose of simply watching other people's cocks. We were fully confident that we would be able to find a new and innovative way to spin this trend into a business model." - said Marketing Strategist Csaba Borbely.
iPadPenis uses the iPad's 1080p HD iSight camera and breakthrough retina display to construct a fully immersive AR penile rendering. iPadPenis takes full advantage of the fourth generation iPad’s new A6X chip and its pixel-perfect performance to deliver super-realistic images to what’s been known as the best display ever on a mobile device.
"Yeah, I guess we've given AR a whole new meaning. Know what I mean?" - commented Chief Technical Officer Land Dong.
iPadPenis is available for iPad and iPhone
Grab a copy now at the App Store or check out iPadPenis.com for more info.
iPadPenis.com is a London-based iOS developer team dedicated to making a better world by eliminating penis-envy altoghether, or at least providing a cheap and easy-to-use way for Loki.me of procuring a large user-base.