NobleWorks' New "Take As Needed" Cards Are Just What the Doctor Ordered

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New "TAN" line is the prescription for healthy sales.

NobleWorks has concocted a hilarious new line of medication-themed greeting cards called "Take As Needed" (TAN), featuring a variety of funny pharmaceuticals indicated for numerous everyday occasions.

This sick new line includes nine eye- and pill-popping designs that are formulated with just the right amount of wrong ingredients to cure conditions such as old age (Geezerall 40), birthday (Fanphen, Slomax ER and Kisaprinse), engagement (Blingulair XL), congratulations (Congratulex), thank you (Tanxamill), graduation (Graduex) and, of course, get well (Getwelbutrin).

Each card's cover features a colorful blisterpack of "medications" and lists their active ingredients; inside verses are accompanied by warnings, common side effects and doctor recommendations. Caution: there is no antidote for these addictive cards!

All "Take As Needed" cards are printed on demand in the U.S. using recycled paper and retail for $2.95.

About NobleWorks Inc.

Known as "The Humor Company," NobleWorks' line includes more than 2,000 everyday and seasonal designs ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The company's complete product range can be viewed at its wholesale website – NobleWorks' can be reached at P.O. Box 1275, Hoboken, NJ 07030; 800-346-6253. NobleWorks is a proud member of the Greeting Card Association.

Press Contact:
800-346-6253, x128; rkanfi(at)nobleworksinc(dot)com


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