Whoopass Enterprises Prepared to Offer Half Off for Replacements of Bobbleheads Being Destroyed by Ex-Girlfriends and Ex-Boyfriends

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Whoopass Offering New/Limited Time 50% Discount for Replacement of Bobbleheads Destroyed by Former Significant Others

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"After Valentine's day, its especially bad," stated Whoopass Enterprises owner, Darby Rosenfeld. "One woman even ran over the bobblehead of her boyfriend with her SUV!"

With the recent passing of Valentine's Day, Whoopass Enterprises has seen a surge in custom bobbleheads purchased from them that have fallen victim to theft and worse from ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends.

Typically the bobbleheads, as innocent bystanders, are destroyed as part of rage and anger over a break-up or some type of argument due to the likeness the bobblehead has to the formerly significant other (similar to a picture being broken in anger).

"After Valentine's day, its especially bad," stated Whoopass Enterprises owner, Darby Rosenfeld. "One woman even ran over the bobblehead of her boyfriend with her SUV!"

In order to relieve some of the harm this causes custom bobblehead owners, Whoopass Enterprises is now offering a half-off replacement for those who are subject to having their bobblehead destroyed. In order to qualify for the half-off, a story around the bobbhlehead destruction must be submitted (posted to the Whoopass Facebook page or email to customer service; use the 'contact us' form), as well as pictures of the destroyed bobblehead (if still available).

Additionally, Rosenfeld suggested that for people currently in relationships where they have reason to believe that their significant other might be vindictive if a breakup occurs, Whoopass Enterprises is currently offering a buy one, get one free promotion. She suggests hiding the copy in a safe place.

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