One Long Year Later, New Children's Book Begs President Trump to Stop Tweeting and Go to Bed

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Backordered since release day, Stop F***g Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep is back in stock and available now wherever books are sold

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Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is available now.

Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President is a bedtime book for civilized citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland.

"Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President" is a bedtime book for frustrated and tired citizens who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send the 45th President of the United States sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Backordered since its original release day late last year, the most 2018 bedtime story of 2018 is finally in stock and available everywhere books are sold.

Profane, unaffectionate, and radically desperate, end-of-their-rope author John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci's verses perfectly capture the familiar -- and unspoken -- tribulations of putting your little president down for the night.

As seen in Newsweek and HuffPost, and bursting with colorful illustrations (and "colorful" dialogue) on every page, "Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep, Mr. President" is horrifying, hopeless, and cathartically, irately funny -- a book for Americans new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your president.

If you would like to see the book for yourself, a digital review copy (in PDF format) is freely available to download and read in full here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ihjbcl7nzvaitml/digital-sample-for-review.pdf. (File is password-protected. Password is "resign"). Want a physical copy for review purposes? Get in touch: book(at)impeachvent(dot)com

Questions about the book? Want to learn how it came together? Have at it. Contact us via email, phone or text. Any time is a good time (though unlike the president, John tends to be peacefully asleep in the middle of the night and will answer any late-night queries the following morning).

About the book
-- MSRP: $10 USD (cheaper than a Presidential dinner at McDonald's)
-- Availability: Available now from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, the other bookstore chains and by request at your favorite indie bookstore
-- Link to full PDF of complete book for review purposes: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ihjbcl7nzvaitml/digital-sample-for-review.pdf (File is password-protected. Password is resign)
-- Link to assets (use freely): https://www.dropbox.com/sh/gczfndfk7tk5lwf/AAAN8qn1ZkeN9j6dku-5LIbOa

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