ZomBcall.com Announces Unveiling of New Novelty Toy Zombie Defense Device Designed to Aid in US Pentagon's Hypothetical Zombie Apocalypse Defense Plan

ZomBcall will unveil their new novelty toy zombie defense device next week. The device has been designed to aid in the official United States Pentagon's Hypothetical Zombie Defense Plan Known as "CONOP 8888."

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At ZomBcall we have developed a device we believe will integrate into CONOP 8888 and provide our armed forces, as well as the general public, the best defense against a hypothetical zombie apocalypse.

Dallas, TX (PRWEB) June 20, 2014

ZomBcall.com is announcing that they will unveil their new novelty toy zombie apocalypse defense device next week. This new novelty zombie defense device has been designed to be used in conjunction with the US Government’s “Zombie Apocalypse Plan” known as “CONOP 8888.” While it may sound unlikely that the United States government has actually made a zombie apocalypse defense plan, it is patently true. The recently unclassified document was discovered by Foreign Policy Magazine and published in May of 2014. ZomBcall believes that it is their patriotic duty to assist in the defense of Americans in preparing for a fictional zombie apocalypse. To that end they have spent the last year researching and developing what they believe will be a tool and weapon capable of turning the tide in favor of humanity in the event of an all out fictional zombie epidemic.

"Incredibly, the Defense Department has a response if zombies attacked and the armed forces had to eradicate flesh-eating walkers in order to 'preserve the sanctity of human life' among all the "non-zombie humans.” Buried on the military's secret computer network is an unclassified document, obtained by Foreign Policy, called "CONOP 8888." It's a zombie survival plan, a how-to guide for military planners trying to isolate the threat from a menu of the undead -- from chicken zombies to vegetarian zombies and even 'evil magic zombies' -- and destroy them.” Gordon Lubold Foreign Policy Magazine May 13, 2014.

The inventors of ZomBcall, James Villepigue and Christopher Oliver, plan to officially unveil their new novelty zombie defense device in the final week of June 2014. Mr. Villepigue and Mr. Oliver ask that the public remain calm and wait for their announcement.

"At ZomBcall we have developed a novelty zombie defense device we believe will integrate into CONOP 8888 and provide our armed forces, as well as the general public, the best defense against a hypothetical or fictional zombie apocalypse. We plan to unveil our new novelty Zombie defense device some time next week. For more information, please stay tuned to ZomBcall.com. That is all for now,” says Christopher Oliver, co-inventor of ZomBcall.

For more information about ZomBcall, please visit zombcall.com.