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Apparel for the people, by the people.

Comrades! Diligent devotion to the State has been recognized. The Central Planning Office for the Abolition of Nudity announces the opening of EverythingCommunist.com.

Classic heroes of the people are now available for the shared sacrifice of fairly-priced goods. Proudly show passion for the Benevolent State!

EverythingCommunist.com starts with a collection of the Peoples' apparel; hats and assorted accessories. Even pets can express their loyalty to the Glorious Cause with specialized garments.

Limited inventories based on allocation of goods. Share and share alike, comrades.

Rejoice in Central Planning's clothing for the beautification of the People! The eradication of capitalist graphics is part of the 5-Year Plan.

For more information, please contact Natasha at Central Planning: Natasha (at) everythingcommunist (dot) com.

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