According to Conservatives surveyed, the typical Liberal mantra, "can't we all just get along" just doesn't fly when it comes to serious dating.
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(PRWEB) October 09, 2012
With pre-election partisan animosity turning brother against brother, husband against wife, children against parents, it’s no surprise the current climate of Conservatives vs. Liberals is also driving a wedge between potential date mates. According to Conservatives surveyed, the typical Liberal mantra, “can’t we all just get along” just doesn’t fly when it comes to serious dating.
Meeting your soul mate can be challenging as it is, polar opposite core political beliefs are one obstacle that can be eliminated for Conservatives by simply making dating a liberal a non-option.
According to an independent poll on the #1 online Conservative dating destination, ConservativesOnly.com, more and more Conservatives are opting to participate in a more "Lib-Free" dating pool.
The TOP 10 reasons Liberalism is a "Dating Deal-Breaker" for Conservatives are as follows:
10) Butch women and girly-men turn Conservatives off.
9) Conservatives would rather hug a person than a tree.
8) Conservatives don't want or need Michelle Obama's diet tips and / or are allergic to tofu.
7) Conservatives consider commitment to mean loyalty to a partner, not incarceration.
6) Conservatives believe Nannies belong in the nursery not the government.
5) Conservatives find making out in the back seat of a gas-guzzling SUV to be far more fun than cramped like a sardine in a Prius.
4) “Freedom” to Conservatives, means freedom from an oppressive government, not freedom to have sex with anything that moves.
3) The concept of a "House Husband" is a non-option for Conservatives.
2) Conservatives do not consider abortion to be a method of birth control.
1) Conservatives believe TRUTH is relevant and absolute.
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