Newslaugh Exclusive! Why Al-Qaeda's Promise of Paradise is Fundamentally Illogical

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In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, analyzes Al-Qaeda’s promise of Paradise and reveals why it is fundamentally illogical. The magazine, boldly granting Al-Qaeda’s most furiously brandished tenets, arrives at the inescapable conclusion that, rather than the Paradise its dupes are dying for, the God its members insist is great would more likely reserve on their behalf a more heated welcome and final destination.

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, analyzes Al-Qaeda’s promise of Paradise and reveals why it is fundamentally illogical. The magazine, boldly granting Al-Qaeda’s most furiously brandished tenets, arrives at the inescapable conclusion that, rather than the Paradise its dupes are dying for, the God its members insist is great would more likely reserve on their behalf a more heated welcome and final destination.

This daring revelation is only one of the many ways readers can discover “Sanity Through Laughter” by going to NewsLaugh.com, created by humorist Tom Attea, which claims, “You can’t change the news but you can laugh at it.”

Other features in this week’s free issue include:

  • Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planned To Plant Explosive Books                                                                                                                                                            

  • Condoms Block Virus Harmful To Women; Opponents Now Look Even Sillier
  • Most Lethal Weapon Of Mass Destruction Found In Iraq: Bad Judgment
  • Airlines Accused Of Illicit Effort To Survive
  • NASA To Launch Discovery Despite Objections By Slow-Flying Birds
  • Psychotherapy Restores Female Fertility; Therapist Not Arrested
  • Getty Museum Decides To Donate Its Building To Italy

Readers can also laugh out loud at NewsLaugh's weekly fictional spoof. This week the magazine satirizes questionable answers to the thorny topics of birth control and the prevention of STD’s with the extended spoof in which Dr. Coburn shows how you can "Just Say No To Sex." Students are encouraged to bolster their willpower with “Dr. Coburn’s One Hundred Axioms Of Abstinence.” Previous installments are repeated after the latest installment for readers who may have missed one or more.

Readers may also subscribe to NewLaugh's free weekly newsletter for exclusive laughs and offers.

And readers are invited to participate in a weekly News Joke Contest. The reader who submits what is judged the funniest joked based on the news wins receives a free Newslaugh.com T-shirt.

Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

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