Need to Laugh Today? Great Reviews for Hot New Artist's Reality One Liner Joke Books "Why I Stay Single!"

"Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day! Jennifer." Linda Parker, a "determined to stay single" mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's. Each book contains highly relatable visual jokes that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act.

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Author, Linda Parker

...You think you're dating a prostitute

Denton, TX (PRWEB) June 11, 2009

These unique coffee-table styled 6" x 9" gift books being simultaneously released by Author, Linda Parker, are available now on line through Amazon.com and BarnesandNoble.com (bn.com): "Why I Stay Single! 500+ One Liner Jokes" (Volumes I, II & III), "Top Ten Reasons 600 Fun One Line Quips," and "How to Write One Liner Jokes Includes 100+ Topic-Related One Line Joke Examples." Linda Parker's original works of unusual life-experiences via fast-read colorful one-liners are sure to be plagiarized by stand up comedians for years to come.

Why I Stay Single! Volumes I, II & III Section Excerpts:

"A Second Date's No So Likely If:" "...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure," "...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third," "...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival," "...He makes karate noises while eating sushi."

"Temporary Insanity Begins When:" "...He tells you how much he hates your cat, then 'accidently' runs over her," "...The dentist fills the wrong tooth," "...Your boyfriend calls to break it off with you...after you co-sign for his car."

"You're Competing for Consumer of the Year When:" "...The chicken pot pie demonstrator cuts you off from any more food samples," "...Your children believe money comes from little plastic cards," "...You rank bowling alleys by beer delivery service."

"Your Response is That's Disgusting When:" "...The doctor loses his rectal thermometer during your examination," "...The aardvark at the petting zoo sneezed its ants all over you," "...You woke up with a man next to you that you thought was a woman the night before."

How to Write One Liner Jokes is an easy-to-follow workbook that is a must for everyone. Example excerpts from the exercises: "Mable's cane was not for walking; rather, it was for the men in the park that ignored her," "During the divorce proceedings, Fred slid further down in his seat when he realized her attorney was his ex-mistress."

Top Ten Reasons includes original topics like: "Top Ten Reasons...Grandpa isn't allowed in the garage," "...Earplugs come in all different sizes," "...You think you're dating a prostitute," "...Rednecks can't be blondes."

This contagious humor about the people you work with, grew up with, and tried to date once yourself will make you want to stock pile extra copies for friends and family to join in the frenzy. You can now Search for the Title you want from the list above, together with the artist, Linda Parker, on BarnesandNoble.com (bn.com is the best deal), and Amazon.com to review even more excerpts from the covers of her books. These works are coming soon to: Baker & Taylor, Nacscorp, Ingram Book Company and Spring Arbor. To learn more about the Author or to contact her directly, go to http://www.jokebooks.webs.com.

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