My squad is booking 15,000 stores each (of Sriracha Popcorn) in NY, TX and CA with a goal of 45,000 stores just this week.
Los Angeles, CA (PRWEB) March 20, 2013
The partnership of the diabolically genius The Oatmeal with the bacon-fixated madmen at J&D’s Foods has brought us Sriracha Popcorn, a “crunchy firestorm for the face” that is available primarily online or in a select few stores that someone may be fortunate to be near if they're a fan of the Rooster -- the Thai hot chili wondersauce that some call the savior of bland Asian food.
But that’s all about to change...
“If someone is a Rooster fan or have a bacon problem, and can’t wait to get a cheap $3.99 bag that is guaranteed to light their taste-buds up and probably punch them in the face, they should not so subtly suggest to their favorite convenience store to carry Sriracha Popcorn,” says Distribustore’s Brand Evangelist, Chris Simeral.
Now, if someone is a distributor and “ain’t no dummy”, call the boss at Distribustore, Lane Boland, and tell Lane to hook it up before the Distribustore Sales Army saturates the market. Nick Del Pozo, Distribustore’s Head Honcho of Distribution has drawn a line in the sand, “My squad is booking 15,000 stores each (of Sriracha Popcorn) in NY, TX and CA with a goal of 45,000 stores just this week.” Mr. Del Pozo may be channeling his inner Yogi Berra and ability to state the obvious, but don’t be surprised if he returns double the distribution this week.
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