Oscar Predictions with a Supernatural Twist: Shaman Lawyer Consults Old Time Hollywood

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Based on the success of his prior conversation with Noel Coward for the 2009 Blithe Spirit Broadway Revival, Shaman Lawyer conjures the spirits of old Hollywood stars to add another dimension to his star-studded, secret New York City Oscar party.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent, an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality, is celebrating the Oscars with an interesting assembly of star power, including the likes of Bette Davis, Clark Gable, and Billy Wilder, to entertain some living A-list New Yorkers and to make some fascinating Oscar predictions. He is a hosting a lavish Oscar Party at a location, he calls, “the ultimate portal to the other dimension.”

“This has been an interesting year for celebrities seeking spiritual assistance with projects and career direction. I did not want to host another banal Oscar event on the Eastern Seaboard. My event needed an extra dimension,” stated Shaman Lawyer Vincent.

I Wanna Be On®, the company that packaged his personality, has been working with various industry leaders, from talent to producers, to bring some spiritual guidance to their decision-making processes. After watching the musical disaster of the season, Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, I Wanna Be On® has been developing a spiritual talent management division to preempt similar future, doomed projects from digesting buckets of money and unrealistic dreams.

As for tonight’s festivities, Shaman Lawyer Vincent informs us that, “Bette Davis thinks Natalie Portman will win for Best Actress, even though her dancing was rather weak. Clark Gable confirms that Colin Firth will win for The King’s Speech and Christian Bale will win for The Fighter. Billy Wilder, in a rather diffident energy, thinks The Social Network will claim Best Picture, though The King’s Speech may bounce it for political reasons.”

Regardless of the predictions, the party promises to be a fun, intimate event. Shaman Lawyer Vincent has spared no expense to transport a variety of Californian specialties for this event.

About S.H.A.M.A.N. Lawyer
The Self-Help Association of Muckrackers Against Neophytes (S.H.A.M.A.N.) Lawyer was formed in 2006 as an I Wanna Be On® Packaged Personality to help empower individuals to demand commercial standards and practices in the self-help industry.

Shaman Lawyer Vincent Presti has published Career Discernment in 2008 that helps professionals overcome their career dissatisfaction with comedic spiritual insights. Vincent has appeared on Inside Edition to discuss the Arizona sweat lodge tragedies. The New Yorker has also mentioned Shaman Lawyer Vincent in the Talk of Town for his spiritual abilities.

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