receives $10 million US in funding from anonymous benefactor

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Mildly amusing web site has announced it has received $10 million US from an anonymous benefactor. The generous donation will allow the web site to continue operations through 2012.

Thanks to an anonymous donor, web site will receive $10 million US in funding. Based on spending projections, the web site will continue to operate through 2012.

On Friday, the owner and proprietor of, Erwin Tang was reached for comment. "This unbelievably generous offer has left me in shock. I am truly amazed at the enormity of this gesture. Hosting and traffic fees on the Internet have grown considerably in the last few years. Never mind that I consume a lot of chips and pop when I work on the site. Visitors to the site can now rest assured they'll be reading what I had for lunch for years to come."

Lawyer Jenson Porter, who represents the anonymous benefactor, made a statement to the gathered media outside his office today. "My client has partaken in numerous philanthropical ventures before. This donation to, however, is the one he is most happy about. He believes the contribution that web site makes to the world cannot be measured in a dollar value but he wanted to be damn sure it would be able to continue for years to come. Plus, he really likes it when Erwin takes photos of what he had to eat at those formal dinners at SJC."

Porter went on to explain that the entire $10 million US will be transfered in one lump sum.

About is committed to providing free entertainment to visitors from an Erwin Tang point of view.

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