Baron Bob's 2009 Unusual And Funny Holiday Gift List Is So Helpful It Hurts! (With Laughter That Is)

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Each year Baron Bob 'Gift Crusader' comprises his unusual and funny holiday gift list. The process starts early in the year with each holiday gift idea competing against the next for the top honors.

For over a decade Baron Bob 'Gift Crusader' has presented at his wacky gallery his favorite unusual and funny items for holiday gift giving. When asked what compels him to do so each year he responds, 'The mortgage.'

Furthermore Baron Bob states, "We owe our customers for keeping us in flight thus in return it's my continuing mission to find the funniest holiday gift ideas."

Finally, Baron Bob adds, 'Better than Rudolph's nose this list so bright will guide your gift finding sleigh tonight!'

The following is Baron Bob's 2009 unusual and funniest holiday gift list.

Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf:
The iconic crime scene tape has come to fashion in a bright yellow and black knit scarf. So clever it's criminal.

Charlie Browns Christmas Tree:
Feeling a little minimalist this Christmas, get an exact replica of Charlie Brown's Pathetic Christmas Tree immortalized in the famous holiday presentation.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser:
A wacky, gross, and funny - not to mention practical - addition to any bathroom or shower stall.

Naughty Dancing Flashing Santa:
You've never seen Kris Kringle like this before. When the feeling is right the Naughty Flashing Santa will open his over coat to reveal his unique undergarments.

Christmas Dreidel:
Imagine the fun you'll have playing the dreidel game by the light of the Menorah while you wait for Santa to climb down the chimney with his sack full of gifts!

Pancho The Singing Christmas Chihuahua:
So cute is this singing, dancing pooch you'll want to join right in and sing along, 'Feliz Navidad'.

Baron Bob 'Gift Crusader' is the proprietor of the world's wackiest gift gallery.


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