Talking Donkey Entertains and Insults Internet Search Users

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Witty new search engine wins over followers with humor, money making contests and a superior search experience totally free of annoying advertising.

When do insults increase Loyal Fans? When it’s done tongue in cheek and in good humor. Users at SmartAss Search ( are greeted by a cute Donkey who delivers SmartAss comments that are sure to evoke a smile and a giggle or two. Such witticisms as: “Honesty is the key to a great relationship. If you can fake that you’re in.” or “Why don’t we play Horse? I’ll be the head and you just be yourself.”

The fast talking Donkey also announces personalized messages: “Donna Kominski, will you marry me?” or “Shop at Moe’e Gift Outlet”. What a great way to get a message out there in front of the eyes of thousands of SmartAsses. Then there are the Contest Clues. The Donkey gradually reveals a series of 5 topic related clues every month - This month’s theme is types of cactus or is that cacti? The first person that sends in all 5 clues to SmartAss’s email address wins a $100 Wal-Mart Gift Card.

When the user gets tired of all the shenanigans he or she simply clicks the “x” in the message box and the Donkey is silenced and serious searching can be resumed. This is where SmartAss Search really shines over the competition. While the major Search Engines bombard their users with sneaky disguised “sponsered” advertising Links, SmartAss offers up only crisp, pure search results, absolutely no advertising.

The best way to experience the difference is to take the SmartAss Challenge. Users are urged to replace their present Search Engine or Homepage with SmartAss Search for 1 week. SmartAss believes that’s all it will take to win over another loyal fan.,


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