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Mr. Skin Reveals His Picks for 2013’s Top 10 Celebrity Nude Scenes

The world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, Mr. Skin, is once again announcing his annual picks for the year’s boldest & barest TV, movie, and multimedia "talents." Below please find the complete list of the ten most carpel-tunnel inducing female nude scenes of 2013:

1. Adele Exarchopolous and Lea Seydoux in Blue Is the Warmest Color
As French teens gone girl-on-girl wild, the nude-comers dive deep into ten minutes of non-stop lesbian lovemaking.

2. Rosario Dawson in Trance
Rosario shaves the day and baldly goes where no A-list full frontal has ever dared to bare before

3. Ivana Milicevic in Banshee
Ivana receives an in-depth oral report from her husband on this Cinemax action series

4. Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans, and Jessi M’Bengue in Blurred Lines
2013’s song of the summer filled dance clubs and men’s pants alike thanks to these hot supermodels

5. Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons
Forget the canyons, the true stars of this flick are LiLo’s massive Hollywood hills

6. Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace
As the ’70s porn star, topless Amanda goes the distance to shed her good girl image

7. Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling in Orange Is the New Black
Netflix’s hit series starts how every show should: with lesbian shower sex between its two female leads.

8. January Jones in Sweetwater
Mad Men’s Betty Draper undrapes her mams, men.

9. Lady Gaga in The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga expands minds, and other organs, by unveiling the naked path to higher consciousness.

10. Shiri Appleby in Girls
To reward Shiri’s topless debut, her male costar gifts her with a gleaming pearl necklace

“2013 proved to be a very lucky number for fans of celebrity nudity,” slithers Mr. Skin. “Fresh formats such as online and streaming series are delivering Tinseltown T&A like never before” adds the baron of birthday suits.

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