Washington, D.C. (PRWEB) October 10, 2014
Grooming Lounge has identified and ranked the 10 people dominating headlines because they are on the hot seat this month. With this notice, Grooming Lounge offers each a complimentary Super Powder, a body talc product guaranteed to reduce the excess sweating and uncomfortable-ness certain to be developing in each’s most-private of regions.
#10 - Former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson, his successor, Tim Geithner, and former Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke
Paulson, Geithner and Bernake tie for our 10th spot because their actions in the U.S. government's $182 billion bailout of AIG in 2008 came under widespread attack for being far too generous. Grooming Lounge Super Powder will help cool these financial “wizards’” posteriors as they take their turns on the hot seat testifying in the AIG trial.
#9 - Interim Head of Secret Service Joe Clancy
Stepping in to lead an embattled agency, as it owns up to mistakes too numerous to count could be enough to make any guy sweat through his shorts. Grooming Lounge invites Mr. Clancy to stop into their Downtown DC barbershop/spa before the next Senate hearing to pick up a complimentary bottle of Super Powder.
#8 - Vice President of the United States Joe Biden
The VP’s not quite politically correct comments have built up steam as of late. While Joe Biden is no stranger to public apologies following a moment of unfiltered candor, with the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination on the line, Biden certainly could use any tool that could alleviate sweaty distractions allowing him to be his most articulate.
#7 - Any Center for Disease Control Spokesperson
News of the Ebola virus infiltrating the borders of the United States has many citizens furiously checking WebMD and side-eyeing anyone who dare cough in public. Super Powder will help a CDC spokesperson stay dry and comfy as s/he tries to provide frank and honest public health information, while walking the fine line of putting concerns into perspective without seeming callous.
#6 - Brady Hoke, University of Michigan Football coach
The beleaguered coach’s future is almost certainly not with the University of Michigan, yet he still needs to sweat out the remainder of the season. Super Powder can keep Hoke dry and confident so that he can focus on putting on a good face for his next employer.
#5 - Dan Snyder, owner of Washington DC's football team
Amidst growing outrage for what many consider the racist name of his football team, Snyder adamantly refuses to rebrand. The exponentially growing conflict is sure to take its toll on the owner and those around him, but due to his unflinching ability to admit no possible wrong; he falls toward the middle of list.
#4 - Roger Goodell, NFL Commissioner
With a recently piled on accusation coming to light that the San Fransisco 49ers may have tried to help Ray McDonald escape a domestic violence charge, the light at the end of the tunnel for Goodell grows even dimmer. While Goodell is popular with NFL team owners, (see hot seat spot #5), confidence in his leadership ability is waning with fans and sponsors. The gift of Super Powder will sure up the NFL Commissioner’s confidence and scent next time he meets with Anheuser-Busch.
#3 - Bob McDonnell, Former Governor of VA
McDonnell is currently awaiting sentencing after being found guilty for corruption committed during his tenure as Governor of Virginia. McDonnell is no stranger to good grooming, so Grooming Lounge offers this less obvious grooming tool to help maintain his outward appearance, control any foul scent and provide added comfort while putting on a confident face in this next phase of his hardships.
#2 - Real Housewives of New Jersey husband Joe Giudice
Preparing for a 41-month prison sentence will certainly test Giudice’s nerves. Grooming Lounge offers Super Powder as a small token of the creature comforts he will likely be lacking while he pays his debt to society.
#1 – Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps
The 22 time Olympic medalist was arrested for his second DUI on September 30 resulting in a 6-month suspension from US Swimming and an upcoming trip to rehab. Grooming Lounge expects great things again one day from Michael Phelps and offers him Super Powder to help relieve discomfort both on his day in court and in the gym, where he is sure to be staying in shape for the next 6 months.
About Grooming Lounge
Grooming Lounge is the country’s premiere destination for upscale men’s grooming products, services and advice. Open 24/7 worldwide at http://www.groominglounge.com, the company also has iconic Barbershop & Spa locations exclusively for men in Washington, DC and Northern, VA and its own line of custom-formulated Men’s Grooming Solutions.