...the cream of the crop, the sprinkles on top of the ice cream, the full size candy bar hidden in the trick or treat bag - the 7 most stupid hacks to win Halloween.
Los Angeles, California (PRWEB) October 20, 2014
Halloween – the time of year when all earth-bound mortals are divided into two groups: old, rotting pumpkins vs. sparkling Cinderellas. Either way, Stupid.com, online retailer of the wackiest gifts on earth, has 7 funny gift ideas guaranteed to make people squirm, squeal, laugh, and cry.
The team at Stupid.com has had hordes of fun testing the most outrageous novelty gifts in preparation for the spookiest holiday of the year. They are proud to present the cream of the crop, the sprinkles on top of the ice cream, the full size candy bar hidden in the trick or treat bag – the 7 most stupid hacks to win Halloween.
Canned Unicorn Meat: Bring this weird gift to the next Halloween party and be the host’s favorite guest. They say unicorn meat tastes like orange chicken. Open the bottom of the can to find out. Warning: there may or may not be a dismembered stuffed unicorn inside.
Bones Tank Dress Costume: This Halloween, make everyone green with envy by looking flawless (and skinless) in this dress. This dress will transform even the angriest storm troopers into the most eye catching, beautiful skeletons.
Unicorn Mask: Throw away the cat ears. At last, anyone can be a unicorn with this funny gift. Once the mask is on, get ready to feel magical, unique, sparkly, and all those other nice things mother always talks about.
Zombie Glow Maggots: Scare friends, family, and enemies on Halloween with these 18 glow-in-the dark maggots. Plus, they can easily be used again as stocking stuffers for those pesky siblings that never know when to stop.
Zombie Garden Gnome: Mom’s worst nightmare is the zombie garden gnome. It looks like any other garden gnome from far away, but get close and realize that something has gone terribly awry.
Emergency Spooky Outfits: This is the perfect item for the indecisive and lazy – the one stop Halloween shop. Be a vampire, a witch, a werewolf, a zombie, and a skeleton. All 5 costumes come in one box, perfect for bringing them to school, work, or that random kid’s Halloween party.
The Pug Mask: Dog lovers everywhere rejoice. Put on this pug mask and get ready to get treated like a dog. Treats, random people coming to say hi, and daily walks await all dog-people once this mask is put on.
All these gifts and more can be purchased at Stupid.com. And make sure to keep an eye out; the Stupid.com crew is working hard on their next list. What’s it about? Ugly Christmas sweaters, oh yeah.
Stupid.com has been spreading laugh – one gift at a time – since its burst onto the online retail scene in 1998. From gag gifts and stocking stuffers to redneck gifts and novelty items, the online retailer offers over 4,000 wonderful products and 150 gift categories that will surely brighten up any event.