Stupid.com Releases the 2014 Ugly Christmas Sweater Guide

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Pooping Santa's, pole-dancing elves, run over grandma's, cats that could take over the world – with 7 unique designs, Stupid.com has an Ugly Christmas sweater for every shopper this holiday season.

Ugly Christmas Sweaters from Stupid.com

Ugly Christmas Sweaters from Stupid.com

...this sweater was a lot like a mullet - traditional, yet still a little wild.

The jolly, ol’ team at Stupid.com loves the holiday season. It’s the time to deck the halls, hang the mistletoe, and search for the best novelty gifts to give to their loved ones. Most importantly, it’s the time for their annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party. Luckily, they are able to get into the spirit every year by helping shoppers find the perfectly ugly Christmas sweater. With over 6,500 sweaters sold, the Stupid.com team has made it their mission to spread ugly Christmas sweater wisdom to all with this 2014 guide.

Toilet Santa
The “cheekiest” sweater of them all, the Toilet Santa features Santa surprised after having been interrupted while doing his business. This sweater is perfect for all those who believe that using the restroom is the most important business of all. Last year, Tom, a Stupid shopper, mentioned that this sweater was a lot like a mullet - traditional, yet still a little wild.

Pooping Moose
This sweater is for all those who still reminisce over grandma's knit, argyle sweaters. From afar, the sweater appears to be an ordinary holiday sweater. Upon closer inspection, however, one will see that the moose, unlike Santa, love to do their business. They have even managed to synchronize their bathroom habits, making for a beautifully symmetrical sweater.

Granny Got Run Over
Out of 4,000 possible fun gifts for shoppers, the Stupid.com team has found that this stocking stuffer is a huge hit with grand kids of all ages. Featuring Grandma getting run over by a whole herd of reindeer, this blue sweater is one way to get back at Grandma for always knitting painfully boring sweaters every year.

Pole Dancing Elves
Not for the faint of heart, this sweater features three elves practicing that extra-curricular activity that Santa doesn’t want anyone to know about. The Pole Dancing Elves sweater is the quintessential funny Christmas gift for that one person who always happens to drink all the eggnog at the party.

Unicorn Rudolph
For the shopper who seems to have unicorn gifts everywhere, this sweater proudly emblazons Rudolph the Unicorn flying across a wintery, pine tree filled night. One shopper, Michael, even went as far as to say that sweater didn’t feel like it was made out of 100% cotton (it is), but rather that it feels like it is made out of 100% pure love.

Zombie Santa
While the zombie apocalypse has not happened, yet, this sweater serves as a constant reminder that the holidays are not just about candy canes and holiday cheer. With a Zombie Santa on the front, this sweater can easily frighten those who are not prepared for the zombie filled future. After more than 15 years of coming up with funny gift ideas, the Stupid team knows that the holidays are a time for both cute and weird gifts.

Laser Cat-Zillas
The Laser Cat-Zillas sweater is adorned with laser shooting cats on the front and wintery-snowflakes on the sleeves. One long time shopper, Joan, mentioned to the Stupid gang that while she was happy that her real cats came laser-less, she was overjoyed to let loose this holiday season in her new favorite sweater.

Stupid.com has been spreading laughs – one wacky gift at a time - since it burst onto the online retail scene in 1998. From gag gifts and stocking stuffers to redneck gifts and novelty items, the online retailer offers over 4,000 wonderful products and 150 gift categories that will surely brighten up any event.

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