Bacon Gifts from Stupid.com
Bacon Candy Canes, the hotter, smarter, all-around-better older sister of the candy cane.
Los Angeles, California (PRWEB) November 25, 2014
There’s a new taste is town for the holidays, and it’s the insanely amazing food group known simply as, “Bacon!”
Stupid.com, online retailer of funny gifts and silly stocking stuffers, knows that bacon tops everyone’s list of things to be thankful for this holiday season.
In celebration of bacon, Stupid.com has released a list of 9 great bacon gift ideas for the holidays that are sure to make any Christmas gift-giver oink with joy!
Bacon Wallet - Bring home the bacon every night with this wallet. With thick cut slices of bacon cooked to crisp perfection covering the wallet, the wallet will inspire the owner to think of bacon, dream of bacon, and of course bring home the bacon every day. After all, the goal of bringing home the bacon is to be able to buy more bacon, right?
Bacon Candy Canes - Candy canes, the middle child of the holidays. Bacon Candy Canes, the hotter, smarter, all-around-better older sister of the candy cane.
Bacon Air Freshener Spray - The smell of bacon cooking early in the morning might just be the best smell in the entire world. Thanks to this gag gift, now that smell can waft through any space with the push of a button.
Bacon Body Wash - If it hasn’t been made clear yet, Bacon is the best tasting and best smelling thing on this planet. Therefore, smelling like bacon would make one the next best smelling thing on this planet. Use this body wash and get ready to smell better than ever before.
Bacon Gift Wrap - Immediately upgrade all the holiday presents by wrapping them in bacon. Bacon gift wrap that is. Or real bacon. The gift wrap is probably easier.
Bacon Shaving Cream - Don’t have time to make bacon every morning and shave? This bacon scented shaving cream has that amazing bacon smell without the mess that comes with making bacon.
No Drugs, Yes Bacon T-shirt - This is the perfect funny Christmas gift for all rebellious teenagers. “Say no to drugs, yes to bacon,” is the tastiest life motto to follow. It reminds all that life should be about bacon and not about baking.
I Heart Bacon 2015 Calendar - With this calendar, bacon will be a part of every day in 2015. Each month is filled with bacon facts, trivia, delicious recipes, and the promise to make one’s mouth water.
Bacon Scarf - Bacon warms the heart. The Bacon Scarf warms the body. Feed the body and soul with bacon, the Bacon Scarf, and more bacon. Plus at 53 inches long, this is one strip of bacon that will never run out.
About Stupid.com - Stupid.com has been spreading laughs one gift at a time since it burst onto the online retail scene in 1998. From great gag gifts to silly stocking stuffers, the company offers a diverse selection of over 4,000 products in 120 gift categories.
