President Trump Canceling Headphones In Use by anonymous Marin County, Ca. Soccer Mom
The minute I put these on, I regained my personal certainty that my opinion will be known. Plus, no more unseemly fist fights while just grabbing a Coffee. I am one happy Protestor.
RENO, NEVADA (PRWEB) March 30, 2017
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