I’ve grown a little older, a little wiser, and a hell of a lot more sour. You can take your ho, ho, ho and shove it straight up Blitzen’s tight fur-covered blower. My name is Tommy Z and yes, I have become a Christmas Curmudgeon.
Easton, PA (PRWEB) December 19, 2013
The all-new Cigar Advisor is an online cigar magazine that brings a fresh, irreverent, and down-to-earth perspective on all things cigars to thousands of smokers. In addition to educational cigar content and behind-the-scenes cigar industry articles from some of the business’s top names, Cigar Advisor delivers an array of content about a variety of topics of interest to people who enjoy the cigar lifestyle. The magazine also features cigar reviews and ratings submitted by real smokers. Cigar Advisor Magazine has just published a new article by Cigar Advisor’s resident loud-mouth Tommy “Zman” Zarzecki entitled “The Ranting Lunacy of a Christmas Curmudgeon,” Where Tommy explains his complete turn around on the Christmas holiday.
Tommy writes “I LOVED decorating the tree, putting up a wreath, and wrapping all the presents. I watched all the specials and knew every word and every song – Rudolph, The Year Without a Santa Claus, Frosty, Charlie Brown, a Christmas Carol, It’s a Wonderful Life, and the Grinch. I wished everyone a merry-merry as I passed them on the street and would countdown the days after Thanksgiving. I just LOVED Christmas.”
“Now, as the years have passed I’ve grown a little older, a little wiser, and a hell of a lot more sour. I have truly done a 180, and when it comes to the holiday season, you can take your ho, ho, ho and shove it straight up Blitzen’s tight fur-covered blower. My name is Tommy Z and yes, I have become a Christmas Curmudgeon.”
It is clear that Tommy is completely disillusioned by the holiday season, but his claim is because we spend more time shopping for Christmas gifts than enjoying ourselves. “It’s becoming clear to me that I should have taken my meds before writing this article, but that’s not important at the moment. I felt the need to shake you people up into joining me in the Just Say No holiday campaign. I created a Kick Starter account so I can fund ads on local cable to start, then take it national. So who’s with me? Anybody?... Helloooo? “
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