Author Kurt A. Pfister releases ‘Never Eat a Booger!’

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Book provides cornucopia of uproarious options on what to do with freshly picked boogers

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According to, “boogers can be squishy and slimy or tough and crumbly. Everybody gets them, so they are not a big deal. In fact, boogers are a sign that your nose is working the way it should.” Author Kurt A. Pfister finds something humorous and entertaining about this everyday occurrence.

In “Never Eat a Booger!” (published by Xlibris), he reveals an illustrated book that offers a cornucopia of hysterical options for that freshly picked ‘greeny.’ It gives hilarious suggestions for readers on what to do with their boogers in order to avoid eating them – from squishing it with their thumbs, wiping it in their neighbor’s doorknob, giving it as a treat for their dogs and many more. The book eventually sums it all up at the end, leaving the picker with one final life-changing choice.

Pfister hopes to encourage readers to find humor in everyday situations that are otherwise bland and mundane. “I felt that this much needed book would not only be hilarious but helpful,” he adds.

With its colorful illustrations and rhyming narrative, “Never Eat a Booger!” links humanity with a common similarity, providing them with a comical outlook to a real-life situation that everybody can relate to.

“Never Eat a Booger!”
By Kurt A. Pfister
Hardcover | 8.5x8.5in | 26 pages | ISBN 9781503533264
Softcover | 8.5x8.5in | 26 pages | ISBN 9781503533271
E-Book | 26 pages | ISBN 9781503533288
Available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble

About the Author
From his early childhood, Kurt A. Pfister was known for his uncanny ability to find outrageous humor in everyday situations. His unique observation skills found him years later performing in comedy clubs around the United States, with numerous TV appearances as well as guest hosting on morning radio shows. Pfister, also known for his incredible impressions, was also a voice-over artist and TV infomercial spokesman.

Xlibris Publishing, an Author Solutions, LLC imprint, is a self-publishing services provider created in 1997 by authors, for authors. By focusing on the needs of creative writers and artists and adopting the latest print-on-demand publishing technology and strategies, we provide expert publishing services with direct and personal access to quality publication in hardcover, trade paperback, custom leather-bound and full-color formats. To date, Xlibris has helped to publish more than 60,000 titles. For more information, visit or call 1-888-795-4274 to receive a free publishing guide. Follow us @XlibrisPub on Twitter for the latest news.

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